Paranoid Parrot Merch
Wear Your Anxiety Proudly
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Store Coming Soon
We're putting the finishing touches on our merch store. T-shirts, hoodies, mugs, and stickers are on the way. Stay tuned!
Work in progress
Sneak Peek
"Did I Lock The Door?" Tee
For those who check three times and still aren't sure. 100% cotton, 100% paranoia.
$24.99Coming Soon
"Professional Worrier" Tee
Finally, a job title that fits. Soft-touch fabric for anxious fidgeting.
$24.99Coming Soon
"Everything Is Fine" Tee
Spoiler: everything is not fine. But at least you look good while spiraling.
$24.99Coming Soon
"I Googled My Symptoms" Tee
Turns out I have everything. WebMD-approved existential dread included.
$24.99Coming Soon
"Overthinking Champion" Tee
Gold medal in making simple decisions impossible since birth.
$24.99Coming Soon
"Trust No One" Tee
Especially not public WiFi. Especially not that guy. Especially not yourself.
$24.99Coming Soon
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