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Classic Paranoid Parrot moments we all relate to

STEPS ON CRACK IN SIDEWALK MOM'S BACK IS BROKEN

STEPS ON CRACK IN SIDEWALK

MOM'S BACK IS BROKEN

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MOM CALLS TWICE SOMEONE HAS DIED

MOM CALLS TWICE

SOMEONE HAS DIED

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VPN DISCONNECTS FOR 0.5 SECONDS ISP HAS MY ENTIRE HISTORY

VPN DISCONNECTS FOR 0.5 SECONDS

ISP HAS MY ENTIRE HISTORY

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QUIET KID STARTS SMILING WHAT DOES HE KNOW

QUIET KID STARTS SMILING

WHAT DOES HE KNOW

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EATS SLIGHTLY PINK CHICKEN WRITES GOODBYE LETTERS

EATS SLIGHTLY PINK CHICKEN

WRITES GOODBYE LETTERS

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FRIEND POSTS WITHOUT ME I'VE BEEN REPLACED

FRIEND POSTS WITHOUT ME

I'VE BEEN REPLACED

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ALEXA LIGHTS UP RANDOMLY SHE'S REPORTING ME

ALEXA LIGHTS UP RANDOMLY

SHE'S REPORTING ME

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TYPO IN EMAIL TO ENTIRE COMPANY CAREER IS FINISHED

TYPO IN EMAIL TO ENTIRE COMPANY

CAREER IS FINISHED

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DOG BARKS AT NOTHING GHOST CONFIRMED

DOG BARKS AT NOTHING

GHOST CONFIRMED

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CREDIT CARD DECLINED I'M LIVING ON THE STREETS NOW

CREDIT CARD DECLINED

I'M LIVING ON THE STREETS NOW

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SOMEONE FOLLOWS ME ON TWITTER FBI SURVEILLANCE HAS BEGUN

SOMEONE FOLLOWS ME ON TWITTER

FBI SURVEILLANCE HAS BEGUN

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LEAVES OVEN ON HOUSE HAS ALREADY EXPLODED

LEAVES OVEN ON

HOUSE HAS ALREADY EXPLODED

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INTERVIEWER SAYS 'WE'LL LET YOU KNOW' I WILL NEVER WORK AGAIN

INTERVIEWER SAYS 'WE'LL LET YOU KNOW'

I WILL NEVER WORK AGAIN

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SNEEZES ONCE GOOGLES 'RARE TROPICAL DISEASES'

SNEEZES ONCE

GOOGLES 'RARE TROPICAL DISEASES'

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SENDS RISKY TEXT THROWS PHONE INTO THE OCEAN

SENDS RISKY TEXT

THROWS PHONE INTO THE OCEAN

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LOCKS CAR WALKS BACK TO CHECK 3 TIMES

LOCKS CAR

WALKS BACK TO CHECK 3 TIMES

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NEW NOTIFICATION CLOSES EYES BEFORE OPENING IT

NEW NOTIFICATION

CLOSES EYES BEFORE OPENING IT

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HEARS HELICOPTER OVERHEAD THEY FOUND ME

HEARS HELICOPTER OVERHEAD

THEY FOUND ME

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SUBMITS ASSIGNMENT OPENS IT AGAIN TO CHECK 47 TIMES

SUBMITS ASSIGNMENT

OPENS IT AGAIN TO CHECK 47 TIMES

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GETS CALLED TO HR WHAT DID I DO IN 2014

GETS CALLED TO HR

WHAT DID I DO IN 2014

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WALKS PAST GROUP OF PEOPLE LAUGHING THEY DEFINITELY SAW MY SEARCH HISTORY

WALKS PAST GROUP OF PEOPLE LAUGHING

THEY DEFINITELY SAW MY SEARCH HISTORY

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PHONE RINGS FROM UNKNOWN NUMBER WITNESS PROTECTION IS COMPROMISED

PHONE RINGS FROM UNKNOWN NUMBER

WITNESS PROTECTION IS COMPROMISED

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TAKES ELEVATOR ALONE WHAT IF IT GETS STUCK FOREVER

TAKES ELEVATOR ALONE

WHAT IF IT GETS STUCK FOREVER

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SOMEONE READS MY MESSAGE DOESN'T REPLY FOR 2 MINUTES... IT'S OVER

SOMEONE READS MY MESSAGE

DOESN'T REPLY FOR 2 MINUTES... IT'S OVER

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FOOD EXPIRES TOMORROW ALREADY POISONOUS

FOOD EXPIRES TOMORROW

ALREADY POISONOUS

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DOOR HANDLE JIGGLES THIS IS A HOME INVASION

DOOR HANDLE JIGGLES

THIS IS A HOME INVASION

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TEACHER SAYS 'SEE ME AFTER CLASS' STARTS WRITING APOLOGY LETTER

TEACHER SAYS 'SEE ME AFTER CLASS'

STARTS WRITING APOLOGY LETTER

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ACCIDENTALLY LIKES OLD PHOTO DELETES INSTAGRAM MOVES TO ANOTHER COUNTRY

ACCIDENTALLY LIKES OLD PHOTO

DELETES INSTAGRAM MOVES TO ANOTHER COUNTRY

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HEARS SIREN IN THE DISTANCE THEY'RE COMING FOR ME

HEARS SIREN IN THE DISTANCE

THEY'RE COMING FOR ME

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SAVES FILE ONCE SAVES IT 12 MORE TIMES JUST IN CASE

SAVES FILE ONCE

SAVES IT 12 MORE TIMES JUST IN CASE

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COMPUTER RUNS SLOW IT'S FULL OF VIRUSES

COMPUTER RUNS SLOW

IT'S FULL OF VIRUSES

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BOSS SCHEDULES SURPRISE MEETING UPDATING MY RESUME

BOSS SCHEDULES SURPRISE MEETING

UPDATING MY RESUME

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FORGETS TO REPLY TO TEXT FRIENDSHIP OVER

FORGETS TO REPLY TO TEXT

FRIENDSHIP OVER

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COWORKER WALKS BY MY SCREEN SAW EVERYTHING

COWORKER WALKS BY MY SCREEN

SAW EVERYTHING

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STOMACH HURTS THIS IS THE END

STOMACH HURTS

THIS IS THE END

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BANK APP WON'T LOAD I'M BROKE

BANK APP WON'T LOAD

I'M BROKE

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WIFI DISCONNECTS HACKERS ARE IN MY NETWORK

WIFI DISCONNECTS

HACKERS ARE IN MY NETWORK

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DENTIST SAYS 'HMM' I NEED NEW TEETH

DENTIST SAYS 'HMM'

I NEED NEW TEETH

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SOMEONE LAUGHS NEARBY IT'S ABOUT ME

SOMEONE LAUGHS NEARBY

IT'S ABOUT ME

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PACKAGE NOT DELIVERED YET IT'S BEEN STOLEN

PACKAGE NOT DELIVERED YET

IT'S BEEN STOLEN

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SEES POLICE CAR BEHIND ME I'M GOING TO JAIL

SEES POLICE CAR BEHIND ME

I'M GOING TO JAIL

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FRIEND DOESN'T TEXT BACK THEY HATE ME NOW

FRIEND DOESN'T TEXT BACK

THEY HATE ME NOW

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CAR MAKES NEW SOUND ENGINE IS FALLING OUT

CAR MAKES NEW SOUND

ENGINE IS FALLING OUT

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EMAIL FROM BOSS AT 5PM I'M DEFINITELY FIRED

EMAIL FROM BOSS AT 5PM

I'M DEFINITELY FIRED

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AIRPLANE TURBULENCE WRITES MENTAL WILL

AIRPLANE TURBULENCE

WRITES MENTAL WILL

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READS WEBMD HAS EVERY DISEASE

READS WEBMD

HAS EVERY DISEASE

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SOMEONE SAYS 'WE NEED TO TALK' MENTALLY PACKS BAGS

SOMEONE SAYS 'WE NEED TO TALK'

MENTALLY PACKS BAGS

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PHONE BATTERY AT 15% THIS IS HOW IT ENDS

PHONE BATTERY AT 15%

THIS IS HOW IT ENDS

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GETS A LINKEDIN MESSAGE THEY KNOW I'M JOB SEARCHING

GETS A LINKEDIN MESSAGE

THEY KNOW I'M JOB SEARCHING

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HEARS NOISE AT NIGHT TEXTS GOODBYE TO LOVED ONES

HEARS NOISE AT NIGHT

TEXTS GOODBYE TO LOVED ONES

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