Meme Gallery
Classic Paranoid Parrot moments we all relate to

STEPS ON CRACK IN SIDEWALK
MOM'S BACK IS BROKEN

MOM CALLS TWICE
SOMEONE HAS DIED

VPN DISCONNECTS FOR 0.5 SECONDS
ISP HAS MY ENTIRE HISTORY

QUIET KID STARTS SMILING
WHAT DOES HE KNOW

EATS SLIGHTLY PINK CHICKEN
WRITES GOODBYE LETTERS

FRIEND POSTS WITHOUT ME
I'VE BEEN REPLACED

ALEXA LIGHTS UP RANDOMLY
SHE'S REPORTING ME

TYPO IN EMAIL TO ENTIRE COMPANY
CAREER IS FINISHED

DOG BARKS AT NOTHING
GHOST CONFIRMED

CREDIT CARD DECLINED
I'M LIVING ON THE STREETS NOW

SOMEONE FOLLOWS ME ON TWITTER
FBI SURVEILLANCE HAS BEGUN

LEAVES OVEN ON
HOUSE HAS ALREADY EXPLODED

INTERVIEWER SAYS 'WE'LL LET YOU KNOW'
I WILL NEVER WORK AGAIN

SNEEZES ONCE
GOOGLES 'RARE TROPICAL DISEASES'

SENDS RISKY TEXT
THROWS PHONE INTO THE OCEAN

LOCKS CAR
WALKS BACK TO CHECK 3 TIMES

NEW NOTIFICATION
CLOSES EYES BEFORE OPENING IT

HEARS HELICOPTER OVERHEAD
THEY FOUND ME

SUBMITS ASSIGNMENT
OPENS IT AGAIN TO CHECK 47 TIMES

GETS CALLED TO HR
WHAT DID I DO IN 2014

WALKS PAST GROUP OF PEOPLE LAUGHING
THEY DEFINITELY SAW MY SEARCH HISTORY

PHONE RINGS FROM UNKNOWN NUMBER
WITNESS PROTECTION IS COMPROMISED

TAKES ELEVATOR ALONE
WHAT IF IT GETS STUCK FOREVER

SOMEONE READS MY MESSAGE
DOESN'T REPLY FOR 2 MINUTES... IT'S OVER

FOOD EXPIRES TOMORROW
ALREADY POISONOUS

DOOR HANDLE JIGGLES
THIS IS A HOME INVASION

TEACHER SAYS 'SEE ME AFTER CLASS'
STARTS WRITING APOLOGY LETTER

ACCIDENTALLY LIKES OLD PHOTO
DELETES INSTAGRAM MOVES TO ANOTHER COUNTRY

HEARS SIREN IN THE DISTANCE
THEY'RE COMING FOR ME

SAVES FILE ONCE
SAVES IT 12 MORE TIMES JUST IN CASE

COMPUTER RUNS SLOW
IT'S FULL OF VIRUSES

BOSS SCHEDULES SURPRISE MEETING
UPDATING MY RESUME

FORGETS TO REPLY TO TEXT
FRIENDSHIP OVER

COWORKER WALKS BY MY SCREEN
SAW EVERYTHING

STOMACH HURTS
THIS IS THE END

BANK APP WON'T LOAD
I'M BROKE

WIFI DISCONNECTS
HACKERS ARE IN MY NETWORK

DENTIST SAYS 'HMM'
I NEED NEW TEETH

SOMEONE LAUGHS NEARBY
IT'S ABOUT ME

PACKAGE NOT DELIVERED YET
IT'S BEEN STOLEN

SEES POLICE CAR BEHIND ME
I'M GOING TO JAIL

FRIEND DOESN'T TEXT BACK
THEY HATE ME NOW

CAR MAKES NEW SOUND
ENGINE IS FALLING OUT

EMAIL FROM BOSS AT 5PM
I'M DEFINITELY FIRED

AIRPLANE TURBULENCE
WRITES MENTAL WILL

READS WEBMD
HAS EVERY DISEASE

SOMEONE SAYS 'WE NEED TO TALK'
MENTALLY PACKS BAGS

PHONE BATTERY AT 15%
THIS IS HOW IT ENDS

GETS A LINKEDIN MESSAGE
THEY KNOW I'M JOB SEARCHING

HEARS NOISE AT NIGHT
TEXTS GOODBYE TO LOVED ONES
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