Meme Gallery
Classic Paranoid Parrot moments we all relate to

STEPS ON CRACK IN SIDEWALK
MOM'S BACK IS BROKEN

EATS SLIGHTLY PINK CHICKEN
WRITES GOODBYE LETTERS

DOG BARKS AT NOTHING
GHOST CONFIRMED

CREDIT CARD DECLINED
I'M LIVING ON THE STREETS NOW

LEAVES OVEN ON
HOUSE HAS ALREADY EXPLODED

SNEEZES ONCE
GOOGLES 'RARE TROPICAL DISEASES'

LOCKS CAR
WALKS BACK TO CHECK 3 TIMES

HEARS HELICOPTER OVERHEAD
THEY FOUND ME

TAKES ELEVATOR ALONE
WHAT IF IT GETS STUCK FOREVER

FOOD EXPIRES TOMORROW
ALREADY POISONOUS

DOOR HANDLE JIGGLES
THIS IS A HOME INVASION

HEARS SIREN IN THE DISTANCE
THEY'RE COMING FOR ME

STOMACH HURTS
THIS IS THE END

DENTIST SAYS 'HMM'
I NEED NEW TEETH

PACKAGE NOT DELIVERED YET
IT'S BEEN STOLEN

SEES POLICE CAR BEHIND ME
I'M GOING TO JAIL

CAR MAKES NEW SOUND
ENGINE IS FALLING OUT

AIRPLANE TURBULENCE
WRITES MENTAL WILL

READS WEBMD
HAS EVERY DISEASE

HEARS NOISE AT NIGHT
TEXTS GOODBYE TO LOVED ONES
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